New Year’s Resolutions Made and Broken No More Many people make New Year’s Resolutions, but the majority of those who […]
Horse Humor & Memes
If your horse could make a resolution for the new year what would it be? Here are just a few possibilities that I think our own horses would come up with!
his horse is too clever for his own good. Love seeing horses assert their intelligence in the faces of those who think horses are not smart. This guy not only looks out to see when the coast is clear, but has figured out how to remove his halter by himself. With great patience and more than a little skill he frees himself. And what does he do upon release? Well, that’s a cute surprise at the end I don’t want to spoil.
My own horse, Charlie, definitely brings out the best in me. He is sweet, loving, forgiving, curious, and always greets me enthusiastically. I think that one of the hallmarks of a great friendship is that feeling of being close even when you are apart. I feel that way about Charlie. Is your horse your best friend, too?
As if dog lovers had any doubt. What cats and dogs both seem to forget is that really, it is horses that rule.
Since 1942, hundreds of thousands of horses have already suffered and died to support the Premarin drug industry. “What No Horse Said Ever. Someday I hope to grow up to be dog food just like my Premarin mom.” The truth is, most of these babies never even get a chance to grow up. Like nurse mare foals they are often slaughtered while young. There are humane alternatives to treating menopause symptoms. Ask your doctor to about alternatives to Premarin — easing your hot flashes and insomnia are not worth the life of a horse, and is not necessary.
Save a horse. Ride an Englishman.
Me, too. Well, all horses are, I guess. I am Charlie, a rescued gelding QH and want to tell you something important about indiscriminate breeding. Backyard breeding is one of the major sources of genetic defects and diseases in horses. In fact, backyard breeding is the main culprit for perpetuating five of the most deadly inherited disease in quarter horses.
A truly wonderful, entertaining, fun, heart-warming, video that demonstrates amazing showmanship and sportsmanship between two distinct riding disciplines: reining and dressage. Be sure to watch until close to the end or you will miss the best part.
Horse are blessings beyond counting every day, not just on Thanksgiving. When I count my blessings, I count my horse twice.
What people think cowgirls do vs. what they really do.
The horse world would be a better place is people spent more time trying to impress their horses and more time trying to impress each other.
Cats are always on their high horse. Get it? Cats? High horse? Only this horse is lying down, but I guess “cats are always on their ‘low’ horse” doesn’t sound right.
People like to do weird things with their horses, like, say, body clip them to look like giraffes. Next to poodles, people seem to really like making us look like giraffes. Not sure why, giraffes have longer necks, blue tongues, and get eaten by lions. No thanks — I much prefer being a pampered, retired old gelding.
People say they love horses, but then they go and dress us up as dogs? Here are horses in poodle costumes for the enjoyment of your humans. Certainly, us horses would prefer something a little more equine related, say, dressed in edible carrot costumes? Happy Halloween…. Love, Charlie the Rescue
How Cats Will Take Over The World. The purr. Works on humans. Works on horses.
ou know you are a horse lover when you see a golf course and think about how it would make a great pasture.
Nothing like combining two fun sports into one!